Tinder Robot Analyzes Your Sweaty Palms to Determine Who You Love, Then Swipes for You
December 17, 2015 Dating
Finally. Tinder, once bound to a limited existence as merely a don’t-call-it-a-hookup-app hookup app involving the use of your actual hands, has now been freed of that woeful imprisonment thanks to the True Love Tinder Robot:
“In a time when it’s very normal for couples to meet online, we trust that algorithms on dating sites can find us suitable partners,” creator Nicole He says on the device’s website. “Simultaneously, we use consumer biometric devices to tell us what’s going on with our bodies and what we should do to be healthy and happy. Maybe it’s not a stretch to consider what happens when we combine these things.”
To be fair, the True Love robot still requires you to use your hands, albeit it in a much more relaxed manner. Sick of wasting palm sweat while endlessly swiping and questioning the very meaning of human existence in the face of seemingly limitless technology? Same. Now users can simply place their hands onto the sensor pad and promptly have their purest romantic desires measured via how your body reacts (sweat or no sweat) to their Tinder pic.